Orange Is the New Black is a story of…
during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds
"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that
Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
These are WONDERFUL
Tiana the waitress~
HOLY SHIT, IT’S TIANA!
Oh wow! I didn’t expect so many notes ;u; thank you everyone. People keep messaging me to audition to be Tiana. 100,00 notes is my goal and I’ll definitely do it!!
I LOVE THIS
yeah the world kinda sucks but at least we have marvel movies
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
you all think cap 2 fucked me up. wait until cap 3 comes out. i’ll see you fuckers in therapy.
are u fucking kidding me what the fuck is wrong with interviewers these days
nonononono what is wrong is not how close they are or whatever
he’s asking chris evans to objectify scarlett right in front of her, that’s fucking disgusting
Yeah, but Chris’s answer, the elbows? Is hilarious, IMO.
Chris’ answer is him clearly trying to diffuse the situation. look at his face in the first gif when Scarlett looks at him, he’s like “Yeah, I know that was super sexist I’m sorry this happened but I’ll try to make it better. Okay, here we go… ELBOWS.”
And then Scarlett is clearly playing along in order to resist the urge to get out of her seat and roundhouse kick the interviewer.
seriously like every British thing ever has john hurt in it
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I NEED TO MARRY HIM.
I would marry this man
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Some of you guys asked me for wedding photos. Here are my favorite four :D
Hey! Someone requested some more photos, so I picked another 4. Enjoy :)
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.